- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Neither have I

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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