- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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