- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

So one time there was this woman learning...

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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