- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

You idiot thats 9 letters

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A van drives into a car.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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