- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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