A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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