- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Guest what? Dog

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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