- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why does the man appear fat he is

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