- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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