- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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