Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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