Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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