Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

womens rights.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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