- Anti Joke

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Anti Joke

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