A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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