- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Small Penis.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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