roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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no

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Sex

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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