- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Black people in Camden NJ.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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