- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What is life? Paul.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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