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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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