- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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