- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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