- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Barack Obama

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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