- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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