you will like this because i am black.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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sky silverstein

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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