- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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