- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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