How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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