- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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