- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

kennah campion when she talks

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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