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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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