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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!