- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Women's Rights Movement

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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