- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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