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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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