whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

your mum

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

miha kako si?

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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