- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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