Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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