- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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