- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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