A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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