What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Jebron Lames.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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