- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What is 9+10? 19

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Once, I went to Peru.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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