- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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