- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

the WNBA.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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