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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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