- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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