Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A storm be brewin!

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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