Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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