- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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