What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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