You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What did the man say to his doctor?

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

30cm = 0,3meters

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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