- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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