- Anti Joke

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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