- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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