Women can vote? WTF

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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go F*** yourself

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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your mom is so fat.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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