- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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A seal walks into a club.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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