- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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