whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Jack Stevens

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

sucks Syntax...

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what is orange? an orange

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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