- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

being sober in a bar fight

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What is the name of the car? What

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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