- Anti Joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.