- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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