- Anti Joke

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.