- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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