- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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