- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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