- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Yellow People !!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A man walks into a bar

what looks like a banana? a penis

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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