- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Neil is a reterd.

Roses are red, yup.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

sky's sty

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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