Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Where's my tractor?

A gay man watches football.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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