- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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