- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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