- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Mooses

Yellow People !!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the car do? CRASH!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

womens rights.

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