whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Barack Obama is a good president.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

PIED NINNY!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

hi charles lattuca III

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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